No Brain Sturgeon, Unisex Tee in White

Cue the dad jokes! Our most popular design and best-selling long-sleeve t-shirt in white is right here, and "I'm no brain sturgeon!" It puts a smile on everyone's face, and is the perfect gift for dad or any other smart person (or smart aleck) in your life.

Why You'll Love It!

• We designed the "I'm no brain surgeon" graphic in Surry, Maine, and you will not find it anywhere else
• It's made from 100% ringspun cotton and is a great layering piece for fall, and essential shirt for summer and spring
• This long-sleeve tee is imported and printed in the USA

Made Just for You

Our long-sleeve t-shirt will be made just for you and fulfilled by our USA factory partner, which is better for the environment (no heaping piles of merch headed to a land fill), and will take about two weeks to reach its destination.