Dad: "What is a pirate's favorite letter?"

Kid: "That's too easy. It's obvious, duh."

Dad: "OK, smart guy, what is it?"

Kid:  "R."

Dad: "R?"

Kid: "Arrrrh, arrrrh, arrrrh."

Dad: "Maybe."

Kid: "Seriously? Arrrrh."

Dad: "Well, he lives on the C."

Kid: *silence*