Dad: "Why is the moon bald?"

Kid: "Because it takes after you?"

Dad: "Don't be a wise guy."

Kid: "I can't help it. I take after you, too."

Dad: "Nice one."

Kid: *giggle, snort, giggle*

Dad: "The moon is bald because it has no 'air."

Kid: "That's not bad, dad. Plus, it reminds me of you."